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Neighbors shoot out each other’s windshields with bow and arrow, shotgun

MARSTONS MILLS, Massachusetts – A heated argument between neighbors early morning ended with one man shooting an arrow through the windows of a truck and the other man under arrest for blowing out the windshields of his neighbor’s car with a shotgun blast. Dwayne Peters (picture), 31, of 37 Gooseberry Lane went to the home [...]

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Man shot in head over double-parked car

Chicago, Illinois – A 30-year-old man was shot in the head Sunday morning after a confrontation over a car that was double-parked, police said. According to a witness, the confrontation started when a car with two men inside tried to slide past the parked car on Maplewood Avenue. The eventual victim was on the sidewalk [...]

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Mom accused of tying daughter to bed

NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nevada – A single mother made an initial court appearance after being accused of locking her 4-year-old daughter in an apartment bedroom for up to 12 hours a day tethere to a bedpost and left with a plastic tote bin to use as a toilet. Laketha Charis Moore, 36, kept her eyes [...]

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Federal government funds a study on duck penises – $384,949

Washington DC – Sequestration is serious business. Jobs are on the line. Day care for poor kids is under the ax. Yet even in this budget climate, your federal government still has the money to pay for a study examining duck penises. This waterfowl fuss erupted when the conservative website CNSNews.com published a story pulling [...]

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Farm Program Pays $1.3 Billion to People Who Don’t Farm

EL CAMPO, Tex. — Even though Donald R. Matthews put his sprawling new residence in the heart of rice country, he is no farmer. He is a 67-year-old asphalt contractor who wanted to build a dream house for his wife of 40 years. Yet under a federal agriculture program approved by Congress, his 18-acre suburban [...]

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