He says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?” She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of personal…”
Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, “I’m pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss.”
She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth…and he begins sucking them, thinking “I’m in!!!”
She smiles and asks, “Can you give the manager a message for me?” The bartender nods…yes, of course lovely lady.
She removes her fingers from his mouth, turns and walking away she says, “Well tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies restroom.”